A Brief Biography of Chuck

Chuck was born in 1974 in a small town in Florida. He was a rambunctious little tot, spending many of his days shooting things with his .22 rifle. Details of his childhood are scant, although, we do know that there was a brief episode involving the butchering of his pet pig. His family also owned a dry cleaning business, although, at this time we are unsure how this relates to the pig's death.

After graduating from college with a degree in Business and Computer Engineering, he joined the ranks of the working class at a Boston company called Viacorp. Here is where Chuck's macabre personality and morbid wishes of death began to form.

Things became dreadfully worse in 1998 when Viacorp was purchased by a large internet company. A large salary and thousands of stock options could not make Chuck stop thinking about his final "exit plan". He still continued to ponder the details of his painful existence with the glimmer of hope for a glorious, fiery demise.

Today, Chuck enjoys industrial music, fast cars, and Indian food. Chuck also shows a marked propensity towards swearing and burping loudly in the office. However, he still has not been able to choose which death is worthy of him. He needs your help.

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